WHENEVER I FIND THE KEY TO SUCCESS, SOMEONE CHANGES THE LOCK. _____ TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS NOT A COMPANY POLICY. _____ THE ROAD TO SUCCESS??.. IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. _____ ALCOHOL DOESN'T SOLVE ANY PROBLEMS, BUT IF YOU THINK AGAIN, NEITHER DOES MILK. _____ IN ORDER TO GET A LOAN, YOU FIRST NEED TO PROVE THAT YOU DON'T NEED IT. _____ ALL THE DESIRABLE THINGS IN LIFE ARE EITHER ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR FATTENING. _____ SINCE LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHTER BEFORE YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK. _____ EVERYONE HAS A SCHEME OF GETTING RICH?.. WHICH NEVER WORKS. EVERYONE HAS A SCHEME OF GETTING RICH?.. WHICH NEVER WORKS. _____ IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED?. DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU EVER TRIED. _____ YOU CAN NEVER DETERMINE WHICH SIDE OF THE BREAD TO BUTTER. IF IT FALLS DOWN, IT WILL ALWAYS LAND ON THE BUTTERED SIDE. _____ ANYTHING DROPPED ON THE FLOOR WILL ROLL OVER TO THE MOST INACCESSIBLE CORNER. _____ ***** 42.7% OF ALL STATISTICS IS MADE ON THE SPOT. ***** _____ AS SOON AS YOU MENTION SOMETHING?? IF IT IS GOOD, IT IS TAKEN?. IF IT IS BAD, IT HAPPENS. _____ HE WHO HAS THE GOLD, MAKES THE RULES ---- MURPHY'S GOLDEN RULE. _____ IF YOU COME EARLY, THE BUS IS LATE. IF YOU COME LATE?? THE BUS IS STILL LATE. _____ ONCE YOU HAVE BOUGHT SOMETHING, YOU WILL FIND THE SAME ITEM BEING SOLD SOMEWHERE ELSE AT A CHEAPER RATE. _____ WHEN IN A QUEUE, THE OTHER LINE ALWAYS MOVES FASTER AND THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE MOST COMPLEX OF TRANSACTIONS. _____ IF YOU HAVE PAPER, YOU DON'T HAVE A PEN??. IF YOU HAVE A PEN, YOU DON'T HAVE PAPER?? IF YOU HAVE BOTH, NO ONE CALLS. _____ ESPECIALLY FOR ENGG. STUDENTS----IF YOU HAVE BUNKED THE CLASS, THE PROFESSOR HAS TAKEN ATTENDANCE. _____ YOU WILL PICK UP MAXIMUM WRONG NUMBERS WHEN ON ROAMING. _____ THE DOOR BELL OR YOUR MOBILE WILL ALWAYS RING WHEN YOU ARE IN THE BATHROOM. _____ AFTER A LONG WAIT FOR BUS NO.20, TWO 20 NUMBER BUSES WILL ALWAYS PULL IN TOGETHER AND THE BUS WHICH YOU GET IN WILL BE CROWDED THAN THE OTHER. _____ IF YOUR EXAM IS TOMORROW, THERE WILL BE A POWER CUT TONIGHT. _____ IRRESPECTIVE OF THE DIRECTION OF THE WIND, THE SMOKE FROM THE CIGARETTE WILL ALWAYS TEND TO GO TO THE NON-SMOKER