5.11.07

Some proverbs

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Wendell Johnson

. A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.
Chinese Proverb

. What worries you masters you.
Haddon W. Robinson

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known



The key to success

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WHENEVER I FIND THE KEY TO SUCCESS, SOMEONE CHANGES THE LOCK.
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TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS NOT A COMPANY POLICY.
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THE ROAD TO SUCCESS??.. IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
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ALCOHOL DOESN'T SOLVE ANY PROBLEMS, BUT IF YOU THINK AGAIN, NEITHER DOES MILK.
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IN ORDER TO GET A LOAN, YOU FIRST NEED TO PROVE THAT YOU DON'T NEED IT.
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ALL THE DESIRABLE THINGS IN LIFE ARE EITHER ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR FATTENING.
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SINCE LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHTER BEFORE YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.
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EVERYONE HAS A SCHEME OF GETTING RICH?.. WHICH NEVER WORKS.
EVERYONE HAS A SCHEME OF GETTING RICH?.. WHICH NEVER WORKS.
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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED?. DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU EVER TRIED.
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YOU CAN NEVER DETERMINE WHICH SIDE OF THE BREAD TO BUTTER. IF IT FALLS DOWN, IT WILL ALWAYS LAND ON THE BUTTERED SIDE.
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ANYTHING DROPPED ON THE FLOOR WILL ROLL OVER TO THE MOST INACCESSIBLE CORNER.
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***** 42.7% OF ALL STATISTICS IS MADE ON THE SPOT. *****
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AS SOON AS YOU MENTION SOMETHING?? IF IT IS GOOD, IT IS TAKEN?. IF IT IS BAD, IT HAPPENS.
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HE WHO HAS THE GOLD, MAKES THE RULES ---- MURPHY'S GOLDEN RULE.
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IF YOU COME EARLY, THE BUS IS LATE. IF YOU COME LATE?? THE BUS IS STILL LATE.
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ONCE YOU HAVE BOUGHT SOMETHING, YOU WILL FIND THE SAME ITEM BEING SOLD SOMEWHERE ELSE AT A CHEAPER RATE.
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WHEN IN A QUEUE, THE OTHER LINE ALWAYS MOVES FASTER AND THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE MOST COMPLEX OF TRANSACTIONS.
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IF YOU HAVE PAPER, YOU DON'T HAVE A PEN??. IF YOU HAVE A PEN, YOU DON'T HAVE PAPER?? IF YOU HAVE BOTH, NO ONE CALLS.
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ESPECIALLY FOR ENGG. STUDENTS----IF YOU HAVE BUNKED THE CLASS, THE PROFESSOR HAS TAKEN ATTENDANCE.
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YOU WILL PICK UP MAXIMUM WRONG NUMBERS WHEN ON ROAMING.
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THE DOOR BELL OR YOUR MOBILE WILL ALWAYS RING WHEN YOU ARE IN THE BATHROOM.
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AFTER A LONG WAIT FOR BUS NO.20, TWO 20 NUMBER BUSES WILL ALWAYS PULL IN TOGETHER AND THE BUS WHICH YOU GET IN WILL BE CROWDED THAN THE OTHER.
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IF YOUR EXAM IS TOMORROW, THERE WILL BE A POWER CUT TONIGHT.
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IRRESPECTIVE OF THE DIRECTION OF THE WIND, THE SMOKE FROM THE CIGARETTE WILL ALWAYS TEND TO GO TO THE NON-SMOKER





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